so i dont really have a pace for this blog writing yet
I cant figure it out
sometimes I want to write
most of the time I dont
so whats been up?
well my daughter just had her first cataclysmic meltdown in a department store
kicking, screaming, crying
so that was fun
I fucked up too cause Im in the back of the store like “nah sweetie, you cant buy that crappy plastic bullshit, you already have so much junk in your room already =)”
and she just wasnt having it
first she tried to latch onto my wife’s leg
and she does it by like concentrating all her energies
her whole body turns red
so instead of wait the red baby out
I go right in for her
and as soon as I detach her
well all that energy had to go somewhere
it manifested in this explosion of these windmill-esque little raccoon hand onslaught of claws and right hooks
I blame myself
its like pulling the pin on a grenade while you’re safely in your camp
and then thinking you can finesse your way across enemy lines before it explodes
normally we just hand the cashier a shit load of items
and then politely inform the lady that we are simply humoring our daughter by bringing all this shit she will have to put back up here
the kids asleep in the car before they know what hit em
by the time they wake up something else shiny has caught their eye
so that happened today
kind of bullshit
kind of a stupid thing to write
im so torn cause I wanted to write a journal style blog
but now I feel like it should be entertaining
but who gives a shit right
no one will probably even get this far right? haha
oh I went to the store to get some clones to stick in the ground this year
AND THEY WERE OUT
I was so mad
but a guy there told me to check craigslist
boy was he not lying
people sell all kinds of weed on craigslist haha
oh I went to a few Nuts games the past few days
the first night we went was the Nuts home opener
fucking Delino DeShields wasnt in the lineup
But we got to see Trevor Story
The next day I went with just my daughter and we watched Tyler Andersen pitch
Delino was in the lineup for half the game
I saw him strike out and pop out I think lol
Then I went yesterday again
This time to see this 20 year old kid Archie Bradley
He was a top 10 pick in the draft a couple years back
I think he signed for around 5 mil
But anyway I was super excited because he is like a top 25 prospect and up until then his line was like 2 G, 11 IP, 19 K, 0 ERA
I wanted to see him early
A few years back I went to see a game in Modesto to see this badass pitcher Madison Bumgarner
Well wouldnt ya fucking know it
He got called up to double A earlier in the week
So I didnt want to miss this guy
I had an old Cal League ball
And we all scurried to the team store to buy a 3 dollar sharpie so I could try to get him to sign my ball
He was about to begin warming up and the way the stadium is, I can walk up 2 feet away, but there is a chain linked fence separating us
Im like “Hey Archie, can you sign my ball?”
This motherfucker didnt look like the baby faced high school I remember watching on draft day
He was picking up his glove
Hes like “Yeah, no problem, just not right now.”
First of all, WTF does that mean?
I gotta work for it?
Just scribble your Herbie Hancock on the ball and let me find my cheap seats
But I wait
We all wait
Some other autograph hounds start to come up now
“Good luck out there Archie!” some old dude yells
“Thanks” he says in the direction of the small crowd.
His pitching coach is talking to him.
He seems like something is bothering him.
Hes screaming “4-0 fastball!” at his Puerto Rican catcher. “No! 4-0! fuck it.”
His pitching coach is like “You ready to wrap it up?”
“That last pitch didnt pop. One more.”
He throws like 4 more pitches.
By now Modesto has taken the field
But there I am waiting like a real asshole
Ball in hand
3 dollar sharpie
By now my edible is kicking in and im staring into the sunset lol
Next thing I know I see the asshole jogging towards the mound
Like I get you cant sign a fucking ball in the middle of the game
But when I come to you 20 minutes before the game?
Ah who gives a shit
What am I going to complain about superstar athletes?
That fucking gripe hasnt been heard before?
What does everyone think of the Boston bombing?
Was that shit legit?
I havent really looked into it but it looks like more of the same right?
Like its from the same production company as all the other bullshit right?
On reddit I was already seeing the usual
“Facebook Boston Tragedy page registered 2 days before the event”
“Police were conducting bomb drills that morning”
And of course they are going to pin it on one man
And inevitably try to take away another liberty
I think its sad when I go on facebook and see that peoples lives are visably shaken
Its such a narrow view of the world
Like you get up for this?
3 fucking people??
And they just try to paste the imagery in your head too
Over and Over
Disgusting and Pathetic
I feel there is going to become a point where we will have to stand for what we truly believe in our core
I often see people just living in this comfortable content fear
And that is no way to live
Like these Jehovah Witnesses came to my door the other day
And I was high as fuck
But im talking to these two old ladies
One was Mexican and one was white
The white one had a walker
But they were both really old
The white lady said to me “Arent you afraid? There are nuclear bombs pointed at us. The end times…”
I had to cut her off like “Fuck that.” Well I dont think I cussed but I was like “Fudge that! Thats no way to live. You cannot make accurate life choices when you are cripled by fear. Its all fake!”
It makes me mad that religions pray on the scared and down and out.
If you are reppin a religion you owe it to your religion to provide an accurate representation of your religion.
Jesus never scared anyone
Well actually I have no clue if that is true
He could have been like the old school version of Bushman
You know that asshole in SF who hides behind a branch he ripped off a tree and justs jumps out and scares people haha
But thats whats happening here.
They just want you to stay inside and play by their rules.
I dont know who THEY is lol, but it appears to be a group of people trying to steer humanity in a certained direction, right?
Its whats called a PsyOp
They are not trying take your rights away via your firearms
They are trying to make you so fucking scared of all these “crazies” that you gladly sign over your life in favor of protection
Its a war on your mind and your ideas
There is nothing to be afraid of
We live, we die, we learn, we evolve
No matter what there will always be a balance
And its our job to just continue to fight for our souls salvation or something like that
In this lifetime and in the ones to come
Im really on the fence whether or not to publish this blog since nothing really happened haha
Ok I will
haha what a douche
“Ok I will” he says like there is some sort of demand haha
Ok well I have to catch up on the Real Housewives haha